Crimson Diddler

A fiery redhead known to sport an obviously pedophilic moustache and glasses of the 70's shooting variety that make one thing incredibly clear... He's got his sights set and he's aiming to diddle. He is the walking embodiment of a police sketch artist's depiction of a ginger deviant.

Did you see that panel van drive by? Get your kids inside, that thing belongs to the Crimson Diddler!

by Gbly January 11, 2019

Crimson Quim

Menstrual Fluid used as lubricant for sex

she's crimson quimming
THE CRIMSON QUIM

by saltandvinegar November 2, 2011

Crimson king

The 2nd God of Stephen kings verse or dark tower born from the crimson queen who's true form isn't shown we have only seen avatars that he uses to interact with the tower
He's also theorized to be Pennywise but it's only a theory

All hail the crimson king
God of discordia

by The one who solos May 17, 2022

Crimson Sprinkler

To furiously strum the females genitalia during heavy menstration.

Cliff was pleasantly surprised when he switched on his girlfriend's crimson sprinkler.

by Wanksey March 29, 2020

alizarin crimson

One of Bob Ross's many colors he used to create the universe.

Person 1: What a beautiful red sunset!
Person 2: That's not red you ass, it's alizarin crimson. Bob Ross doesn't use red.

by Jimmbab January 26, 2016

Crimson Breeze

Crimson Breeze is the name of a Burt's Bees® Tinted Lip Oil but it's also what you call it when a girl queefs on her period.

"I went in for a kiss but then she sprayed me with her Crimson Breeze."

"A hint of color, a splash of moisture, a lot of natural. - Crimson Breeze, Burt's Bees® Tinted Lip Oil"

by beetsforamerica August 15, 2019

Crimson grenade

The act of taking out one's tampon and flinging it at one person or a crowd of people with the intention of:
1) transferring any blood-borne diseases the thrower currently has

2)disgusting those in the blast radius of the grenade to the point that they vacate the landing site.

When Emily realized the line at the grocery store was too long, she lobbed a crimson grenade toward the crowd; clearing out the rest of the customers and allowing her to advance to the front of the line.

by Metcalfone July 29, 2015