Cris

Where’s the “H”?

My name is Cris with no “H”…

*Rolls eyes*

by MonkeyDolittle November 23, 2021

cri

A word used when your boo doesn’t get something she wants.

(over text)
Person 1: I’m going to go now.
Boo: Please stay! I want to cuddle with you and watch MOVIES!
Person 1: I’m sorry, this is very important. When I get back, ok?
Boo: cri

by happiness is key December 20, 2019

Burger & Cries

The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.

New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.

Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries

by daltonjfk November 27, 2019

Cried in mouth

Russian slang for someone being bad and or gay

go cried in mouth

by Pjusky December 18, 2019

Cris’s Fault

When something goes wrong

We lost at the pockies Cris’s fault

by Crisfault May 14, 2021

Cris

Imagine carrying a baby in your womb for 9 months just to name him Cris.

His name shall be know as Cris, after the fact that I hate my life.

by JesterFalls November 24, 2021

cris

kinda peng. says he has a big dick but its probably inverted. has a crush on the "pengest" hoes, but they rant rlly peng t all. can't eat pussy and sucks at fortnite. at least he knows how to sprint in it. though he is funny and frustrating, he's a really good friend who will do whatever it takes to help.

ugh, who's that monkey looking chap over there?
oh thats {cris}, he's actually really nice.
fine ill fuck him anyways. its the best I'm gonna get

by hello my bitches ... October 9, 2018