by BeastManGawd088 January 01, 2010
A very subjective form of calculation. If you count something and the number you get is not what you wanted just do a recount and if the new number you get is still not what you wanted do another recount and so on until you get the exact result you wanted. That is Maricopa Counting.
by Turd Ferguson the second January 17, 2022
Greg: "Hey bro, what's the Slut Count lookin like at that party?"
Dalton: "Slut Count is at 23"
Greg: "That is Slutastic!"
Dalton: "Slut Count is at 23"
Greg: "That is Slutastic!"
by CandyBalls July 03, 2011
by Dr. Devorak September 13, 2020
The feeling of extreme sexual attraction to the act of, or people who partake in, counting. Some individuals also require numbers before reaching a state of sexual gratification (orgasm).
Dude 1: I can't watch Sesame Street anymore, i have a count fetish.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: Every time that Jewish Vampire start counting, I get a stiffy
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: Every time that Jewish Vampire start counting, I get a stiffy
by captnsmol April 01, 2021
by chrisweezy March 22, 2008
On internet forums, post count is obviously the counter that tells a person how many posts they've made. Many users tend to be smug as fuck off their post count, and act shitty towards others with lower posts, even if the guy with the lower posts has been around longer. People with astronomically high post counts tend to think they're part of the staff.
Look at the post count of this obnoxious fuckface... He made 33,000 posts since registering 6 months ago. What a fatass loser.
by Wasabimoto September 20, 2010