Cooties

Another way of saying somebody is diseased.

The girl that had the cooties back in the 90s didnt really recover from it. She'sstill as diseased as anybody else, even the most toxic people.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

cooties-esque

of or pertaining to the degradation of women.

Josh: Dude, then you would have wasted your whole night hanging out with a girl!
Tom: That's so cooties-esque.

by letom January 6, 2008

Cooties withdrawal

When you receive cooties and your body becomes addicted. The only way to survive is to continue allowing a steady flow of cooties.

"Damn, I've been feeling sick lately." "Bro, you've got cooties withdrawal."

by Picholas February 5, 2018

Cooties

A Fake Disease Passed on around a preschool or a school in general and it’s basically like the cheese touch from the diary of a wimpy kid movie.

Johnny Sins Has The Cooties!

by Cum Maker September 11, 2022

Cootie twat

A misogynistic style government takeover by a militia or group of woman haters.

Most terrorist groups that are known by the public, these days, are known for their "cootie twat" temper tantrum attempts at world domination and want all women everywhere to be told what they have to do.

by Maniconwords June 11, 2024

cootie ho

A "cootie ho" is a human who has sexual encounters with multiple partners and does not follow sexual testing guidelines; potentially spreading cootie STI/Ds around

A cootie ho may have more than just an orgasm in store for you seeing as they rarely get tested for STI/Ds, yet have many partners back to back; potentially, they could be spreading cooties around.

by zer0n9ne November 28, 2020

Cooties

The only STD that can be spread by just holding hands

"John and Eve held hands and now they both have cooties!"

by atomicblueberry May 6, 2021