cootie

Cootie comes from coot that means a person whos cool and cute :)

Hi cootie!
Go away!

by schema girl May 15, 2020

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Cooties

Another way of saying somebody is diseased.

The girl that had the cooties back in the 90s didnt really recover from it. She'sstill as diseased as anybody else, even the most toxic people.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

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Cootie may

A woman who has an excessive amount of fake hair, eyelashes, and extremely long nails. She is not married and chases after married men. She has spent an excessive amount of time in or around jail.

If my wife keeping acting crazy she is going to make me go get a cootie may to replace her.

by Lopi October 5, 2020

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cootie proof

When you are looking so fine that if you ran into an ex or other undesirables you could confidently flick them off your sleeve like a dead bug without flinching.

Woah Girl, you are lookin' downright cootie proof tonight.

by sinbadsaharah December 13, 2012

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the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:

"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."

Examples of Use:

"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."

by Zack, The Pisces January 6, 2013

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