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red anal condition

Red anal condition is an inflammation of the skin around poop chute ,inner thighs ,and apple bag as a result of sharing thus becoming trapped in the undershorts
Rick developed a bad case of red anal condition while starting at work thus setting his apple sack , rectum,and thighs on fire causing him to ride side saddle on the fork truck
by BIG T 49 July 9, 2023
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bareable conditions

Social/environmental attributes dat at-least-adequately allow for da willingness to shed one's garments.
Exactly what would be considered "bareable conditions" would vary widely among different people, of course, but generally they would involve things like how well da considering-stripping-off individual likes/trusts any accompanying humans who would be observing said person in his/her "birthday suit", what will likely be expected of him to allow/perform with relation to said accompanying humans, how warm and isolated da present surroundings are, etc.
by QuacksO April 11, 2023
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Air Conditioning

The only thing keeping humanity alive including Soft Serve Ice Cream .
Humanity: "Ahhh! How could I ever live without my sweet, sweet air conditioning! *Kisses air*"
mugGet the Air Conditioningmug.

condition zebra

to fill (close) all 3 holes on a female at once (navy people will know what this means)
this thot wanted to do me and my 2 buddies at once so we set condition zebra on her
by peety69 March 25, 2019
mugGet the condition zebramug.

conditions

the surrounding conditions that define the state and level of life, such as social class, economical value, etc.
Yahaya Abdulahi (poor village man): "these conditions are terrible"
Michael: "Yes they are terrible"
Bill: "Shut the fuck up"
by new_jersey_event_conditions January 19, 2022
mugGet the conditionsmug.

Wisconsin Hair Conditioning

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.
You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!
by STompy rompy March 29, 2025
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Race condition

When two minorities are fighting but the nature of the sytem has to permit one minority to be addresed as a racist.
Look, tyrone and Tou are fighting, I wonder who is gono get race conditioned.
by JayKayLMNOP September 28, 2023
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