Canadian Air-Conditioning

Driving with one arm hanging out of your car window, cos your chiller broke.

Guy1: "Why's your right arm brown?"
Guy2: "We lost the air-conditioner in Dave's Pinto, so he drove us from Dallas to Houston in mid-summer with only Canadian air-conditioning and frequent beer stops to keep us frosty. It was hell."

by Uncle Des September 2, 2009

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Confetti cunt

The person at a wedding who takes throwing confetti to the next level.

All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.

Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"

Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"

Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"

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by ribbertjie January 1, 2013

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condescendoff

When two know-it-alls square off

Maurie and Paul were involved in an epic condescendoff about whether professional sports stadiums make money for the city where they are located.

by slore65 August 16, 2017

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Conditional

Subject to one or more conditions or requirements being met; made or granted on certain terms.

Your girlfriend is being conditional when she demands that we overlook her rudeness and inappropriate behavior in order to all get along.
I am not being conditional by telling you that we do not have a good relationship, it is just a fact.

by whiteadjacent December 9, 2018

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