Combat Rim

n. v., pron: 'k'öm-bätt rïmm'
(1) the unbearable non-stop itch sensation in and around the anus, resulting from prolonged exposure to the harsh climates/conditions, non-permissive, high stress and unhygienic environments encountered in combat. One obtains the condition by neglecting to thoroughly clean themselves after a dump rushed to completion due to surprise contact taken from the enemy;
(2) a violent never-ending itching sensation obtained via use of government issued sub-standard, under-moistened/dry wipes and/or cleaning materials over an extended period; (3) an impossible-to-resist urge to aggressively dig in one's ass as a result of under-cleaning the post-dump anus and surrounding crack. Combined with stress-induced, irritated hemorrhoids, this can be a most unpleasant, insanity-inducing experience.

-Corporal 1: "Hurry your simple ass up!"

-Corporal 2: "FUCK OFF! I'm droppin' a deuce! I'll be done in a minute!!"

*clack!---clack-clack-clack!--pop!pop!-*

-Staff Sergeant: "CONTACT RIGHT! CONTACT RIGHT!!!"

-Corporal 2: "AW FUCK!! I'M GONNA GET SUCH BAD COMBAT RIM!"*pulls up pants/returns fire*

by BlackhawkDown August 20, 2013

combat jellyfish

Commonly found in a male shower in the combat zone. See sperm.

I always wear sandals when I use the shower to avoid stepping on a combat jellyfish.

by Montag14 September 15, 2013

Combat Farms

Any FPS multiplayer game where multiple people play in a locked room for the sole purpose of gaining exp and top rank in the weekly rankings.

I wanted to gain exp so I did a combat farms on Short Fuse search and destroywith !Kiwano, ToS-Momme, Acylic, Babiest, Astrel, and !Dhami

by JaidenIsHIVNegative May 17, 2017

combazzeled

To be confused; discombobulated. Alternate universe

Brody combazzeled my mind; He blew my mind

by Buddahpest June 17, 2018

Combaque

a fancier version of the word comeback.

to be used when somebody bounces back in a refined and poised way.

Blackpink released a new comeback, except it was a combaque.

by Thicckque Combaques April 12, 2019

cembay

A gym lad that fucks fat ass p.e teachers

Is that a cembay the 1st

Miss king: ye we fucked last night

by Cembay2004 October 1, 2019

Combat Shotty

The combat shotgun in fortnite. Most players who use this word are british.

salty person: "oh he's using the combat shotty, it takes no skill!"

by Totally not jooroomy October 19, 2019