comfort dick

the dick you return to because you are familiar with that phallus; low effort pursuit for that dick because you know it already.

I hooked up with my ex because it was low effort. I know that dick. That's a comfort dick.

by gblowit May 6, 2018

comfort grope

the act of whilst comforting someone who is grieving for a variety of reason you comfort them starting at the shoulder and then progress down the posterior aspect of a person's body and in a clean sweep surreptitiously grope their urogenital/anal region

did you see ranjith , he just comfort groped marjerie what an entrepreneurial person of ethnic origin

by creature from the abyss February 9, 2010

southern comfort

a potent sweet caramel flavored liquor popular amongst people too young to be drinking leagaly

Billy got hammered on southern comfort and yakked all over the bathroom

by Xot June 1, 2005

comfort cock

Refers to when someone must sleep while holding the penis of their partner in their hand, analogous to how children sleep while being comforted by holding a stuffed animal.

Ian's penis was used as a comfort cock by his girlfriend after they fell asleep together.

by Cock092 April 10, 2009

comfortable shoes

Shoes worn by lesbians that are devoid of style and often look manly; a distinguishing charastic of lesbians. lesbian rug muncher dyke

Look at the dyke over there in the comfortable shoes.

by Way Cool Rich May 21, 2007

Comfort Couple

A committed couple that does not have regular sex but does (usually) live together and love one another. Even though not sexual, the relationship is dedicated to spending time together and relationship building. The partnership is often seen as a long-term or even a lifetime commitment for each person in the relationship.

Yes Joe and Jill are together they just don't have sex. They are a comfort couple and will probably be together for life knowing them.

by austinanswer March 2, 2011

Comfort Tub

A tub of strawberry ice cream that is eaten on the couch by crying heartbroken girls. Can be found eaten during romance movies and/or break up songs.

My sister's boyfriend dumped her, so I know I'll be seeing a lot of the ol' comfort tub.

by itz_kidz June 5, 2016