The Nector Collector

A towel or article of clothing used to clean the jizz after a nice jerk off session.

"Yeah the nector collector is getting pretty crusty"

by gausshog May 30, 2019

used condom collector

a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species

Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name

by D Flawless November 11, 2021

Bone Collector

A bounty hunter of sorts. Could be male or female. Someone who goes after and collects a debt from those unwilling to pay up and does so with swift precision and expertise. It is an old term that has in more recent years had its origin changed due to a movie of the same name of which is is now also associated with.

My lawyer is like a bone collecter. He went after the debt that was owed with the vengeance of a bone collector and never broke from the mission.

by GypsySoulLove July 9, 2021

Trash-Collector

Person whom you designate to break into your home after you die and clean out and dispose of all the embarrassing shit you'd never want your friends and family to find.

My Trash-Collector has promised to grab all my porn and condoms out of my apartment within 6 hours of my death.

by your_new_friend June 1, 2010

vinyl collector

an excuse for millennials or gen z people to think that they are quirky by spending their life savings on a piece of plastic just to play it on the cheapest suitcase player known to man

"hey man i'm a vinyl collector"
"ok idgaf"

by mrsquidward1257 February 22, 2023

Plan Collector

A Person who works extensively with a Cruise Director (a/k/a Social Planner) to find out his/her group's social plans, but does not, and never intended to, actually participate. Generally does this simultaneously with many different Cruise Directors to ensure his/her being included in several concurrent events.

The Plan Collector may run an internal algorithm to determine the "most fun" event, and go with that, or simply do nothing, resting assured that they could have done "something". May resurface, possibly years later, to ask how it went, and get details of the next event. Long term use of collected plan data is unknown and suspicious.

Etymology: coined by Cindy (2005), details contributed by Scott

Synonyms: Census Taker (coined by Scott)

Don't worry about Bob, he's a Plan Collector and won't actually join us.

by JaimeG July 21, 2007

spoon collector

a white girl,usually fat and gross, who only fucks black guys.

that nasty bitch is a spoon collector, i bet shes been on jerry springer.

by lurch cobra November 14, 2013