coffin dick

The condition that results after having unprotected sex with hesh ass girls.

"Yo brochief i totally fucked this bitch last night and woke up to find that bitch gave me that coffin dick"

by ibaphomet November 8, 2007

coffin

Refers to a can of chewing tobacco. A stereotypical coffin is full of death, as so is a can of chewing tobacco. But the word is used amongst chewers as a code so that they may talk about their tobacco with out any having to know.

"dude, i'm dyin right now...we need to get a coffin fast"

"Hey does anyone have a coffin?"

"what does it take for a man to get a coffin around here?"

by Please Use December 29, 2010

Mr. & Mrs. Coffin

The couple sitting next to you in the theater who coughs a lot while you are trying to watch the movie.

Hey, Mr. & Mrs. Coffin, I feel bad for you that you are coughing a lot, but, buy some cough medicine, or stay home and watch a video! You are annoying the Hell out of me, I can't concentrate on the movie (can you?), and I don't want your fricken cold or whatever it is!

by Ann Oydd, sitting next to you July 9, 2006

Y-Shaped Coffin

A term referring to a coffin specially made for a person who died with their legs spread wide. Such a person had presumably died during a sexual act and rigor mortis had set in before the victims legs could be closed.

Yeah, he's such a whore he'll be buried in a Y-shaped coffin.

by Juju and Tree man October 6, 2005

Coofing

The act of inserting drugs inside your vagina. Commonly occur in the town of Shelton, Washington.

Jaylene was caught coofing at Little Creek in a stolen car.

by Mellman69 December 10, 2017

Cunt Coffin

An insult for someone who's vagina is like a death trap.

Blair is such a cunt coffin

by BDawg30301 March 10, 2009

a coffin

An 18 pack of Billy Mavs. Known as ‘a coffin’ because by the time you’re finished you might aswell be dead.

“Oi cunt what’re you drinking tonight?”
“Oh nah I just snagged a coffin from the powehouse”

by js1207 August 14, 2019