Clutch Jay

A joint that is seemingly pulled out of nowhere, in times of necessity when all other options seem exhausted.

With a snap of a finger he pulled out a clutch jay out of his friend's pack of cigarettes.

After calling every number in their phone-book the crew found themselves unable to get any weed, luckily Tom had a clutch jay in his pocket.

by Dah Cheese October 2, 2011

Colon Clutch

Invented by Evan Seinfeld of the band Biohazard, it's when you are doing a chick from behind, then fist her and jerk yourself off from the inside.

I'll marry the next chick I can colon clutch.

by Dub April 1, 2005

The Flying Clutchmen

-The international soccer (football) team from The Netherlands. More specifically the 2010 Dutch team that reached the finals and was defeated by Spain.

-Before the 2010 Final, they won 5 out of 6 games by a one goal margin, including wins over Denmark, Japan, Cameroon, Slovakia, Uruguay, and favored Brazil.

-Widely considered to be the best international football squad never to have won a World Cup. They have finished second in the 1974, 1978, and 2010 World Cups.

-They are known for their beautiful play and incredible work ethic.

Talley: "Wow that Netherlands win over Brazil was incredible!"

Babe: "Yep The Flying Clutchmen strike again!"

by Baberrius624 July 14, 2010

crunch tackle

A type of tackle, in the game of football, where the player that has the ball during play, get hit hard as hell and knocked down in the same second or sooner.
OR
A crushing tackle delivered to any football player while the ball is in play, especially if either doesn't cause a penalty or a flag thrown by the referee/s.

Ronnie Lott, Charles Haley, Richard Dent, Mike Singletary, Shawne Merriman, etc. are all specialist of the crunch tackle.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 27, 2010

Double Clincher

When your stuck in that awkward situation of puckering your asshole because it itches and you don't wanna scratch it for fear of stink finger, and your holding your buttcheeks together cause you also have to take a shit. hence clinching both.

I was sitting at work assisting a customer and i had to shit and my asshole itched. so i had to deal with the double clincher cause i didn't wanna dig in my ass at work.

by swiftverbicide2 December 16, 2009

fart clencher

The act of building up intestinal gas and then creating a small passage between butt cheeks and realeasing the built up gases to create a very powerful and loud fart.

I released an incredibly powerful fart clencher in Brooks face.

by Keatswords June 23, 2014

mr. clutch

Some of who can perform under pressure.

Lebron is Mr. Clutch for the CAVS

by gumamarten June 17, 2016