Chodingo

A massive 9 incher salami penis on steroids, which makes women wet 24/7

Yo Kashif look! Big Momma got a chodingo! Joking he got a extra small minidingo. Cocktail sausage size

by Mugtaz March 26, 2017

colding

(fictional, Ranunculus-verse) genre of child porn made legal by a law loophole - it involves 11-12 y.o. or slightly older girls being stuffed with sex toys.Characterised by always having girl state at the start of the video that she doesn't mind actions performed on her.

Jack is a fucked up guy - all he faps too is colding videos.

by Cenobica April 10, 2017

Closing the books

You run up on a nigga that talk shit and can't keep his mouth shut

Student#1 : see that nigga over there he ugly asf 🤣
Student#2 : man I'm closing the books on this nigga, I done had enough!😡

by Xanarcy November 7, 2018

closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

" I can't eat fruit because fruit scares me!"
"This ain't it I'm closing the cheese"

by cheesyqueen January 25, 2019

closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

That's it I'm closing the cheese!

by Guuurl January 27, 2019

Coding

when someone’s heart rate is plummeting and they are going to die without help

someone help he’s coding!

by idkiwantakidicanthave March 15, 2019

Closing remarks

When you don’t know how else to end a conversation.

Distant relative at family reunion: “Hi sweetie! How is school? Do you have a girlfriend? What about a job? Has your music career taken off yet?”
Me: “Closing remarks”
Me: “

by look_up_”big ol doink” October 1, 2019