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Deep Cleated

when someone forces their foot into your rectum for your sexual pleaser, sometimes while wearing a shoe.
"dude i just deep cleated your mom"
by footpenetration August 24, 2011
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Carlin's Cleaver

Clarity-providing principle, similar to how Occam’s razor is a problem-solving principle, used to illuminate the pervasiveness of a given trait or characteristic in a given population.

The name is in reference to George Carlin who 1st applied the principle to stupidity, in his stand-up comedy. “Think of how stupid the average person is; and then realize, half of them are stupider than that.”
Michael couldn’t believe Laimbeer could be that petty, until he applied Carlin's Cleaver and remembered how it’s not necessarily that out of the ordinary.

Christopher was stressed over the number of inconsistency’s in religious dogma until Carlin's Cleaver put his mind at ease and he never expected uniformity, again.
by Vitalogist August 5, 2020
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It's about time I cleaned out that bakery

Invented by Litty Lit (she ain't never gonna quit, lit lit big rip)

Letting one rip by an indivudual whos ass is bakery (thicc)
Litty let one rip this time she followed through, as she waddled away she thought "It's about time I cleaned out that bakery".
by Domsky September 13, 2023
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Cleavebridge

The ripples on the fabric when a tight shirt is stretched between two large breasts.
You see how tight her shirt was? You could walk across that cleavebridge...
by HorseHead Talks Titties November 4, 2012
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Cleared It

A phrase which must be exclaimed after successfully leaping over a substantial obstacle (i.e. curbs, stairs, signs, various household pets). Highly encouraged, however not limited, to be declared when in a state of extreme intoxication.
"Exactly how drunk is he right now?"
"Well, his "Cleared It" count is now up to 254"
by Chiff Deeplomat October 4, 2012
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steamland cleaver

A sexual act in which the male defecates on the female's chest upon climax, then cuts her head off. See cleveland steamer.
Flomo's so hardcore, he gets a steamland cleaver from ALL the fly bitches.
by Ramboni November 13, 2003
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cleavadge

The visible patch of skin that is dangerously close to the vagina seen when women wear jeans that are entirely too low-cut.
Did you see that chick on American Idol last night? I can't believe Fox didn't pixelize that cleavadge pokin' out of her pants.
by pancakes house February 28, 2008
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