i learnt the clarinet at school

I give a great blowjob

"Can you do anything?!?"
"I learnt the clarinet at school...."

by 7947568 July 7, 2016

Squidward’s Clarinet

When a girl blows her man’s dick like a clarinet, and licking the tip like a reed

Yo Ashley hit me wit da Squidward’s Clarinet last night bruh

by VileAnalDonkey June 13, 2018

clarinet

1.Firewood
2.Proof god has a sense of humor

Franky:Oh man theres no more wood
Jamie:It's ok we'll just usse susie's clarinet, thats all its good for.

by QuienEsTuMadre November 8, 2007

clarise

Is a very large mammal that usually desends from somewhere overseas. They usually have a lot of friends, but that never lasts long.

Dude: there's that clarise girl
Dude2: eww she stepped on my toe!

by girlygirl1254 July 30, 2009

clarinet

Old-time slang for penis, most popular in the 1920's. Currently still very popular in nursing homes and anywhere frequented by octogenarians.

Suck my Clarinet, Callahan!

by Goulet198 September 15, 2009

carice

A person of which is noisey and like things...

You being a Carice.

by Flume May 12, 2016

bass clarinet

A bass clarinet is a musical instrument. For the uninitiated, a bass clarinet resembles a regular clarinet, but it's shaped a little more like a saxophone and sounds a little more like a cow.

Boy 1: Did you hear that cow?
Boy 2: That's actually a recording of my bass clarinet recital.
Boy 1: Great... um... I think I hear my mom calling...

by Fred Durst jr. December 14, 2008