When someone sucks your dick or in rare cases when you suck your own. Also know as; blowjob, getting head, bob the knob, etc.
Susie aint great looking but man can she chomp choad like a pro... no teeth and she gargles the #manmalt when shes done.
by p-ro August 7, 2018
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Get the Chomp mug.A crude term for eating vagina. Rug-Chomping can also be used as a derogatory term for lesbian sex acts.
"Man, that rug-chomping dyke-bat gets more pussy than I do. My life sucks."
"I didn't see Joe at all yesterday, he was rug-chomping that wildebeest from the club all night."
"I didn't see Joe at all yesterday, he was rug-chomping that wildebeest from the club all night."
by thakidd94621 September 6, 2016
Get the Rug-Chomping mug."The minute they mentioned pizza, I got tickle chomps." Tickle chomps hit me just thinking about dinner.
by Billyjim2 October 27, 2019
Get the tickle chomps mug.The Big Chomp is the single greatest shark of the plenty of sharks that are in the sea. Even though his zodiac is the aquarium, his horizon goes far beyond the walls of a regular tank. He loves to swim to different shores and explore new things. His beautiful explorer smile is proof of that. With arms and a body like a Greek demigod, he is a great athlete and his tennis and mini golf skills are definitely top 2% (though not quite top 1%). His team spirit is unrivaled - not matter for which team he is playing on. Although he gets easily flustered (which is super adorbs by the way), he is still extremely tough and hard working.
He pairs great with high maintenance creatures from far away shores which thrive in messy areas (they might clean up for a selfie) and demand constant car rides plus storage of their stuff.
Arguably his strongest skill is telling awesome dad jokes. This skill is only overtrumped by his ability to explain these jokes in detail.
Like every shark, he doesn’t hate (indeed even likes) good pizzarrr, Pepsi Carola, and a nice PB & jelly sandwich.
If you ever catch this rare creature, you don“t want to let go if it…
He pairs great with high maintenance creatures from far away shores which thrive in messy areas (they might clean up for a selfie) and demand constant car rides plus storage of their stuff.
Arguably his strongest skill is telling awesome dad jokes. This skill is only overtrumped by his ability to explain these jokes in detail.
Like every shark, he doesn’t hate (indeed even likes) good pizzarrr, Pepsi Carola, and a nice PB & jelly sandwich.
If you ever catch this rare creature, you don“t want to let go if it…
Klukes: „OMG, I think a saw the Big Chomp at the bar during trivia night. I couldn’t stop staring. I would love to hang with him and have some pizzarr, but I think I am too intimidated.“
by klukeless July 24, 2018
Get the The Big Chomp mug.A extension from a “chop”, which is when one smokes tobacco and weed together through a bowl, a chomp is when one takes a chop and then proceeds to take the bowl out, place a whippet balloon at the end of the downstem, and take a womp through the bowl within the same breath as the “chop”. Hence chop+womp=chomp.
Woooahh the buzz, the wompage, the high. I fuckin chomped out, Stewart. AND THE CROSSBAR IS STILLL REVERBERATING FROM THAT STRIKE STEWART! With that chomp to the dome and a stiffy in his neather regions he’s bound to have a day and a day he shall haaaave
by Nee guy March 31, 2024
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