Ciao Chester

A phrase used to wish your asinine coworker that you do not care for a sarcastic goodbye.

Coworker: "blah, blah, blah I'm being ignorant, please pay attention to me"
You: "yeah alright, Ciao Chester"

by Aday123 April 10, 2015

Scorched Chester

Receiving oral sex while the giver has a mouthful of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

The worst part of Scorched Chester is not the the orange crumbs all over my lap, but the 1st degree burns on my penis.

by Special Que May 17, 2022

chester lestered

To be paralytic drunk to the point you temporarily have Tourette’s

Hey look aqil is starting on a tree, he’s chester lestered

by Chesterlester November 9, 2019

Chester Ming

The consumption of marijuana and LSD to the extent where the concept of time is lost.

Dave: Hey what's the motive for tonight then Steven?

Steven: My friend...it is time to get CHESTER MING'D!

by Conrakmad June 17, 2016

Cheesy Chester

The act of masturbation after ingesting Cheetos, and not washing off the cheesy dust left on one's finger tips.

When I get home, I'm gonna munch down a whole bag of Cheetos and Cheesy Chester myself until I pass out.

by shorttripp2 February 28, 2011

Chester Copperpot

After pooing you close the lid of the toilet before checking that the flush has taken the poo away. Hours later the next person to use the toilet finds the remains of your poo in the toilet cave

Man I just used your toilet and I found Chester Copperpot

by LL T 82 December 15, 2021

Chester Special

The act of either

A: giving a handjob after eating cheetos.
or
B:eating cheetos and masturbating all day

cashier:sir you are buying cheetos and lube ... are you giving a chester special tonight????

customer: yes haha

by evancx19x July 31, 2010