Swing Low Sweet Chariot

When two men kneel facing each other naked and attempt to swing each other's ballsacks into one another, a reference to the old negro spiritual.

Last night me and my roommate attempted to swing low sweet chariot however our sacks wouldn't tap.

by Mark Bellhorn December 7, 2010

spastic chariot

An invalid carriage, that is a 3 wheel vehicle specially designed for disabled drivers, outlawed now in the UK on safety grounds.

I thought June would be impressed when i pulled up in my spastic chariot, but she just looked at me contemptuously.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

MONG CHARIOT

the vehicle used by paraplegics, cripples and other useless lazy fucks.

"get up out of your mong chariot and stop feeling sorry for yerself.. you've got no legs dont come crawling to me"

by greaseproofbag August 5, 2006

Flaming Chariot

Use of a freshly used tampon as a weapon during an altercation. Generally used to humiliate or shock the oponent.

The girls were engaged in a catfight and one reached under her skirt and pulled out a Flaming Chariot with which to lash her oponent across the face.

by Alessandro DelBagno January 1, 2011

sweet deal sex chariot

1.pleasing or agreeable; delightful.2.a light, four-wheeled pleasure carriage.3.the word that defined a summer

example:
-"Heidi gave Herman a pleasurable time in the sweet deal sex chariot."
-Abby told her friends proudly,"Hey guys! I ate 6 hot dogs!" the group replied in approval "Sweet Deal Sex Chariot"

by H+H December 10, 2006

Charity Cookie

1. <Noun> The impossibly difficult to avoid selection of cookies or other pastries found at the cashier of supermarkets and small stores. "Donations" offered for chartity cookies help maligned, misfortuned children or animals and often display a picture of said creatures by the cookies, begging for your patronage or fear suffering damnation or, at least, bad karma.

2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.

1. "Hey, where did you get that delicious looking cupcake?"

"I bought it and two other charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."

2. Although husband and wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a charity cookie.

by Krzyzewski99 January 5, 2012

Charity Bear

(noun) A large, hairy homosexual man that derives a deep sense of fulfillment from providing assistance to those in need. See also: bear, humanitarian

We charity bears have two loves: anal sex and helping others.

by Agent Bearfoot April 11, 2012