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change rape

Repaying a debt using the dregs of your wallet.
Simon: Hey. Have you got the money you owe me?
Josh: Sure do.
*empties shrapnel from wallet onto table*
Simon: Aww. Change raped.
change rape by Snorfalorpagus February 1, 2009

Change-room Shit

The typical gauge of physical 'intimate' relations involves 4 bases. Change-Room Shit refers to all that nasty ass stuff that isn't properly represented by those bases. Such acts are usually given exotic names such as "The Portuguese Windmill" or "The Transylvanian See-Saw."
P1: Hey man, I walked into Pete's room by mistake while I was looking for Sanchez. He was hanging naked from the fan above 2 Scottish midgets and a sheep.

P2: Man, that's some change-room shit right there.
Change-room Shit by MaryV12 March 12, 2012

Change The Tires 

"Change The Tires" or "Changing The Tires" refers to replacing the damaged aluminium foil cone on a homemade temporary weed pipe.
Friend: "Hurry up I haven't had a cone in ages"

Me: "Sorry mate I need to change the tires"

Friend: "Hurry up man"
Change The Tires by Hobane February 15, 2018

Change your Font Day 

This occurs every year on the 16th July.
This is the day when you change your font on your instant messenger such as msn or yahoo etc...
Dude 1: Dude change your font its so boring!

Dude 2: No I like it

Dude 1: Dude but it's National Change your Font Day

Dude 2: Oh really alright then I have to change my font!
Change your Font Day by Stevey E November 15, 2007

change.gov 

Web site that is supported by tax dollars yet functions as a propaganda instrument for the president-elect. No previous president-elect of either party has made similar use of taxpayer resources.
"I visited change.gov yesterday. It left me feeling more brainwashed than five minutes of Limbaugh."
change.gov by jrdodson January 9, 2009

change register 

rump; arse. Also called change machine.
The girl has a beautiful change register.
change register by uttam maharjan October 31, 2010