The Mexican version of the well known wrestler Juan Cena. A Juan Cena may be someone that tells many Mexican jokes, or one related to Donald Trump. Not to be confused with Quan Cena, someone who
cannot "Hit the Quan" but thinks they can.
cannot "Hit the Quan" but thinks they can.
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Carl out it to me last night in the root cellar. I can barely walk.
I can't clear out my root cellar. I'm constipated.
I can't clear out my root cellar. I'm constipated.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
Get the Root Cellar mug.while nearing the climax of a sexual encounter, the male grabs the female by the back of the head for what she thinks will be an average "money shot", only to be bamboozled when he ejaculates directly into her eyes, then doing the wrestler John Cena's signature move of waving the hand in front of his face and yelling "You can't see me!" This can be made more degrading by interjecting other profanities or even slapping the female after the pertinent verbage. donkey punch, strawberry shortcake, money shot
I gave my girl the "john cena" last night. She still can't see out of her right eye b/c of how much jizz I sprayed in it. It was awesome."
by KingSeanIII January 21, 2008
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Get the Celina mug.an amazing hippie chick that is too good for any guy in highschool because none of them have beards and she deserves a manly man with a huge beard. has beautiful light brown curly hair and the prettiest eyes. she wants to live in Ireland and can sing the most amazing celtic songs. anything but your typical highschool girl. much better than all those bitches.
she wins at life.
she wins at life.
by pearla18 March 12, 2010
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