carpe fuck it

An expression derived from 'carpe diem' meaning 'sieze the fuck it'. Used when one is in a dilemma whether or not to apply 'fuck it' (in actualy conversation or thoughts) but eventually decides that it'll be used. The 'carpe' shows that the 'fuck it' has now been the 'siezed' outcome of the dilemma and hence differentiates the expression from a simple 'fuck it' which usually rolls of the tounge without the aforesaid dilemma or thought for native speakers of English. This expression originated on the Upper East Side of NYC.

Captain of the US Airways Flight 1549 to his co-pilot: These birds have destroyed the engines. Should we land in the Hudon river?
Co-Pilot: Hmmmmmmmmm
Captain: Hmmmmmmm...(Looks at how low their altitude is)... carpe fuck it!
Co-Pilot: (Over the announcement system) Please brace for impact.
Cabin Crew: 1 L N R cross check.

by Vinny85 January 19, 2009

carpe diem

Latin phrase meaning everything said above used by stupid and naive girls, in order to look smart and "deep".

I am ocean.

I am Okonkwo.

God is calling me...I feel it. Lost.

away. ....Carpe Diem.
I'm a dumbass chick.

by Horsefabio December 28, 2005

Carp Tunnel

The African American misinterpretation of "Carpal Tunnel Syndrome"

Say Antwaune, ever'a tahm ah be playin basketball, mah arm be havin the Carp Tunnel. Wha I finsta do 'bout dat? "Lord Jeebus it hurt like a mofo..."

by Marquis70 August 13, 2009

carpe diem

Besides being all of the above, it's the most overused latin phrase ever.

I hate these angsty girls who can't do anything but put CARPE DIEM on their god damn msn nicknames -_-

by Mark October 10, 2004

Carpe Diem

when YOLO is too mainstream.

man 1: Why are you doing that?!
man 2: 'Cause, carpe diem.

by TheComicalCarny April 2, 2014

carpe diem

To seize the day

Also a song by dream theater. Theyre a mad band ay

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

nose carp

nose carp (noun)- Slang term for the more widely accepted slang term, booger.

Whoa, did you see the size of the nose carp that little kid just landed?

by Zeflin April 12, 2007