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frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake

Noun.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.
Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"

Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"

Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"

Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"

Bob: "You dissapoint me."
by clynnroff December 1, 2009
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Double Caramel Banana Split with Extra Cream

Tied up, gagged, blind folded, nipples tweaked, forced to orgasm until squirting, and then double penetrated fucked to orgasm again
While I was sleeping, my husband pleasantly woke me with a Double Caramel Banana Split with extra cream.
by Pleasure Princess November 8, 2021
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Caramel 50

If something or some1 is sweet or tasty
Ur sista is a caramel 50
Ur mum was a caramel 50
by 567864862588 October 19, 2019
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Caramel Turtle

The trademark of grandmothers everywhere. Sweet, chewy, and hard to eat with braces. Needs several napkins for consumption, as it's so delicious, it causes massive amounts of drool. Very fattening.
Jinny: Poor Leona couldn't fit into her expensive homecoming dress!

Kimmi: Guess she ate too many caramel turtles.
by Elsbethromeo September 15, 2009
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caramel cracker

A mix between Mexican and white.
Person: If I were to be racist to you, what could I call you?
Me: A Caramel Cracker!
by N8theH8 August 15, 2024
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Caramelized Biddies

When some old bitches get oiled up and they dead skin peels off. Cooked like caramel. (Care-ah-meal)
I went on pornhub and found caramelized biddies. Shit was really hot.
by Dboss1 August 24, 2019
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caramel

calling someone “caramel” is the same as calling them stupid or just overall annoying. Most commonly used against anyone named “Afriend”
afriend : hi guoys!!!1!1!1!1
me : shut up you caramel monkey
guy : shut up you mad caramel
afriend : guys we should play fisch!1!1!1!1!
me : shut up afriend
guy : shut up you extra caramel ice cream
afriend : *dies*
by ThatFellaSpear July 5, 2025
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