Shitty bumper

When u pull out of her arse and u got shit particles on ur dick

Pulled out her backdoor m8 and she'd only given me a shitty bumper

by Staffoffs74 December 26, 2016

Wiggly Bumper

Noun, Verb. The act of intentionally, for erotic sexual or sexual entertainment purposes 'bump' or slap another person, usually female with varying degrees of intensity or ferocity, usually female, in the head or face from any direction or yaw at the discretion of the provider of the described 'wiggly bumper' with a so called 'semi-chub,' otherwise known as a semi erect penis.

James: God Damn Becky look at that bad bitch over there!

Becky: Ew she looks so dirty!

James: Yup, and she is just askin for the wiggliest of the Wiggly Bumpers of ever and id give it to her!

Becky: Whats a wiggly bumper?

James: Ask your boyfriend

Ben: Hey babe lets get a little frisky.

Becky: Can you show me what a wiggly bumper is?

Ben: oh you could get wiggly bumpered and I know you need it!!

Becky: SHOW ME THE WAY OF THE WIGGLY BUMPEEERRRR!

by ogmudbonethugs December 20, 2013

Bumper Lip

Elijah Brown

That nigga do be a bumper lip

by August 09, 2022

bumper fucking

Driving so close to the car in front of you that if the front of ur car had a penis it would go to town on the bumper of the car in front of you

Hanna: my back bumper is all fucked up because some asshole on 95 was bumper fucking me
Hannah: why are we friends

by murph.02 July 21, 2017

Bumper Sticker

A person gives a hickey on the other persons ass

ya this guy gave me a "bumper sticker" at James last night

by madjunkie March 17, 2017

bumper bummer

The unfortunate occasion in which you are left with the sticker of a losing candidate on the bumper of your car post-election, but are too depressed to remove it

Mike: Don't you think it's time to remove the McCain/Palin sticker, buddy? People are honking at you.
Tom: Can't do it, man. I'm feeling serious bumper bummer.

by kobi16701 November 13, 2008

Bumper cars

When to guys bump there dicks together until one busts

I didn’t know Nathan was gay until I saw him playing bumper cars with me dad

by Jeff5362874 October 07, 2020