bumper fucking

Driving so close to the car in front of you that if the front of ur car had a penis it would go to town on the bumper of the car in front of you

Hanna: my back bumper is all fucked up because some asshole on 95 was bumper fucking me
Hannah: why are we friends

by murph.02 July 21, 2017

Bumper Sticking

The act of placing bumper stickers on people's cars that do not want them there. Often done with very innapropriate or embarassing bumper stickers to prank friends.

John is gonna be so pissed when he finally sees that he's been driving around with that gay rights rainbow bumper sticker we put on his truck after a successful night of bumper sticking the whole parking lot.

by tmoney234 March 25, 2011

Bumper Lip

Elijah Brown

That nigga do be a bumper lip

by anonymous August 9, 2022

bumper bummer

The unfortunate occasion in which you are left with the sticker of a losing candidate on the bumper of your car post-election, but are too depressed to remove it

Mike: Don't you think it's time to remove the McCain/Palin sticker, buddy? People are honking at you.
Tom: Can't do it, man. I'm feeling serious bumper bummer.

by kobi16701 December 9, 2008

Shitty bumper

When u pull out of her arse and u got shit particles on ur dick

Pulled out her backdoor m8 and she'd only given me a shitty bumper

by Staffoffs74 December 26, 2016

Taco bumpers

When two girls ride each other’s vaginas and scissor each other

Those lesbians are taco bumpers

by Home bag October 6, 2019

Bumper cars

When to guys bump there dicks together until one busts

I didn’t know Nathan was gay until I saw him playing bumper cars with me dad

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020