budget

what every school is on

budget=school

by beavertale June 2, 2021

Budget

Someone you wish to budge off the road due to their driving inadequacies.

"Move out of my way budget!"
"Wow, this budget just cut me off. Typical."

by Christmas Tree Cake November 4, 2023

budget

budget (phr). it means time is up. hitting budget or pushing budget means time is running out. derived from the room (30/01/22).

the doctor said my budget will come soon if i keep popping that knowledge

by Pilot_suicide January 30, 2022

Budget Cunt

Cheapest hooker in the area!

"What you scratching your cock for?"
"I think I caught something from that budget cunt on 10th street!"

by Nerdthagoras December 3, 2021

Budget Ibising

To holiday as cheaply as possible using the Budget Ibis hotel chain

Those 2 tightarse girls are budget Ibising again!!

by CaptainJames1 June 12, 2016

Budget Nudes

"Budget Nudes" are photos that are sent in response to the common phrase "send nudes" that have little to no effort put into it. The lighting is horrible, the angle is boring, and the person clearly isn't into it.

"He TOTALLY half assed those nudes I asked for" said Wilson to Joe.

"Kief sent a full body pic that just said 'I haven't shaved my nads yet, look'. Totally Budget Nudes."

by Ehhhmazing January 21, 2017

budget abortion

When your girl says she's pregnant so you grab the nearest lamp

"Yo I heard Becky was pregnant!"
"Nah, I gave that bitch a Budget Abortion."

by Freak Train May 11, 2017