A totally awesome guy who has a average size penis but goes 200 miles a hour with it and loves steak dinners, also has high blood pressure and shares a gay brother with his older sister.
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My friend was going through a dry spell and was hanging out with this new girl and ended up bretting himself.
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Cooked for a friend who is so Brissed to the eyeballs that he doesn't recognise his own name in the dish title.
Finally this is explained to him and he delights in his own stupidity.
Cooked for a friend who is so Brissed to the eyeballs that he doesn't recognise his own name in the dish title.
Finally this is explained to him and he delights in his own stupidity.
Brenton - 'Mate, I googled linguini Brentonara and got donuts.'
Micky - 'For fuck sake, I made the name up......BRENTON.'
Micky - 'For fuck sake, I made the name up......BRENTON.'
by Laz November 12, 2023
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P1: Did you hear about Hansjörg Brenton's latest game?
P2: I though he wasn't real...
P1: That doesn't mean he isn't real in my heart! "sobs*
P2: I though he wasn't real...
P1: That doesn't mean he isn't real in my heart! "sobs*
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Get the Hansjörg Brenton mug.Some people absolutely HAVE to follow their "morning brewtine" --- otherwise, they follow their morning BRUTEine --- i.e., they're a real "bear" to everyone around them without their initial caffeine fix!
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