by MBer August 16, 2008
Did you hear Beth, the one from our congregation, is now a Branch Covidian?
Was she tested?
Yep she is 19-Pos!
Was she tested?
Yep she is 19-Pos!
by Austin Jayhawk April 03, 2020
When one man inserts his erect penis into the flaccid urethra of another man. The term come from a combination of images and word play based on the olive. The image of a pimento olive combined with the olive tree's branch as a symbol for peace (piss)... hence stuffing the head of a cock into her man's peace hole.
by shaboo April 20, 2012
When two people are having intercourse, and the guy thrusts onto a hard surface (such as his partner's thigh). His penis then bends and a loud cracking sound is emitted. Much swelling will enduce, and medical help is necessary.
by Ouch69 July 22, 2009
Its a school were the teachers care more about your uniform then your education. The "bathroom" is now the juul room, especially with the freshman/sophomores. You can't trust no one in this school. If your looking for a cute, loyal, caring boy/girl, its very rare to find one here. One good thing about this school are the parties, how everybody had a pen or juul, and the tea
"Lets go to long branch and fish for hoes"
"Especially near long branch high school, I hear everyone comes out high"
"Especially near long branch high school, I hear everyone comes out high"
by idkheyyy February 18, 2019
The day after valentines day when your branch is feeling down because he is single and did not have anyone to celebrate valentines day with.
February 15th
February 15th
P1 "Hey branch, how was your valentines day?"
P2 "I'm single so I only celebrate Love your Branch Day"
P1 "I love you Branch"
P2 "I love you too"
P2 "I'm single so I only celebrate Love your Branch Day"
P1 "I love you Branch"
P2 "I love you too"
by Branchsquad January 16, 2021
We got druggies,sluts bitches,fuckboys, you name it. We can’t go one day without a drug bust. Honestly we are just a fucking joke.
by Bughumper69 April 14, 2018