brace mates

When two "friends" get their braces stuck together.

megan and emily are brace mates

by yiyyickygyickygjust wants a April 16, 2018

Dick Braced

Getting screwed over, conned out of money, left in an undesirable financial position.

"It appears that my price of rent has been raised, I'm getting fucking Dick Braced here."

by Jumbodditys September 19, 2012

metal braces and brackets

ok braces are the back ring like thing on your molars and brackets are on your front teath. if you don't brush then the gums start moving down and covering your braces and then the orthodontist has to cut it after numbing it but you still can feel it so better brush. you cant have hard, sticky stuff or it will pull out your braces and you will have to get them glued back. if a bracket gets loose they replace it with a brace instead. they hurt for a week after you first get them and after you get them tightened. it hurts to chew or rip things off till the end of your 6 or 7 days.

(angel) person who got braces: hey just got my metal braces and brackets. they are starting to hurt
friend: how long they have to stay
angel: 4 years so about either year we get out or after highschool.
friend: that SUCKS
angel: I know right. cant wait for my retainer

by strongopinions July 18, 2014

Mississippi back brace

When you are fucking a racist white woman and your dick to big you brake her spine by slamming into her pussy because she called you a nigger

man I was fucking bubba's wife, but she's in the hospital.

Why?
I gave that bitch the Mississippi back brace

by Bigdickrob April 18, 2016

Braced For Impact

When someone with braces is masterbating and their climax is so good they accidentally locked their jaw.

John Braced For Impact and had to go to the dentist the next morning.

by TruthManDan January 04, 2018

brace position

The position assumed by passengers of an aircraft in danger of an imminent collision or emergency landing as announced over the cabin’s public announcement system - occasionally adopted during a particularly disquieting visit to the toilet to dispatch a no.2 when someone is required to bow their head and grip something nearby or put one or both hands up against the wall.

Oh man, that curry really carved my guts up, last night. I had to assume the brace position just now.

by Stivchik May 25, 2018

taste your braces

To taste one’s braces means to make out with someone who has braces, pretty self explanatory.

Person 1: Hey person 3, person 2 wants to taste your braces!
Person 2: oh shut the fuck up, person 1.
Person 3: I’m down
Person 2: oh okay then
(This actually happened with a group of friends irl but spoilers, no making out actually happened)

by qveenhopeless February 17, 2018