Juice boxing

The act of becoming intoxicated by inserting a vodka saturated tampon into one's vagina.

Do you want me to buy you a shot? No thanks, I'm juice boxing tonight.

by Shoe max January 24, 2015

icepick boxing

Icepick boxing was invented in 1818, during Sir John Franklin's first arctic expedition, as a way of rationing out quickly-shrinking supplies and to provide a sort of morbid amusement to break the bleak tedium of the freezing north. It spread from there, basically, and now enjoys a dedicated and growing group of enthusiasts world-wide.

The ring traditionally consists of a foot-high circle of snow placed on the ground, in a nod to the sport's roots. However, many variations, from boxing-ring style stages to lava moats, exist.

Contenders are covered in thick, mantled greatcoats, heavy pants, and steel-toed boots. Fancy hats are encouraged, but not required.

Hey, you guys? It's pretty chilly up here on Mt. Everest. We should start a round of icepick boxing to keep warm!

by Susan Paige September 18, 2007

The Boxing Moose

When your nuts are so full they are the size of moose balls and all you want to do it’s punch your girls fart box. When you finally blow in her bum you have to bark like a moose.

Last night I was The Boxing Moose, I finally punched Cherie’s fart box and barked out loud!

by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022

Scr-Boxing

Something that a gay person uses whilst thinking they have skill, the average Scr-Boxing player claims they can parry or say "Just parry CW ez"

Edijs: "Did you just see that guy using Scr-Boxing?"
Tyler: "Oh you mean the guy that goes to gay bars?"

by Enxyne March 19, 2022

Crossover Boxing

Boxing fights arranged between people coming from different and unique professional backgrounds. It included MMA fighters, YouTubers, athletes, rappers, etc.

A phenomenon that goes back to Joe Weller vs Theo Baker in which YouTubers came together and boxed for entertainment purposes. Following this a fight was arranged between KSI and Joe Weller which took the fight from a measly youtube video to proper events.

From then on we got the likes of Logan Paul, Big Gibber, Slim the Hitman, Jake the Problem Child Paul, the Nightmare KSI, Salt Papi, Weji, Tyron Woodly, etc.

Is crossover boxing bad for genuine boxing fans? Absolutely not, stop being salty.

by JokesterIQ3076666 October 21, 2022

ball boxing

A competitive sport in which you bend over, cupping one hand over your balls and then attempt to punch your opponent's balls till they submit. Typically there are no real rules and is usually the result of long night of drinking.

Husband - "I'm not sure if we will ever be able to have kids. When I was in college I was a professional ball boxer and now my sperm are punch drunk."

Wife - "What is ball boxing?"

Husband - "It's really not a clever name. We would get drunk, cup our balls and proceed to punch each other till someone gave up. Did I mention we were drunk?"

Wife - "Why in god's name did I ever marry you?"

by GroovySan January 11, 2008

body boxing

When two people punch each other in the torso. From the neck down to the waistline. The point is to pretend fight your friends instead of literally getting hit in the face and get your ass hurt.

Bob: Dude, me and Tyler were body boxing like 5 rounds last night.
Dylan: Wow, dude you must be sore.

by MightY(ConFed) January 30, 2008