Bohemian Crockpot

Fucking a girl in the ass with a condom on, cumming in said condom, then pulling your dick out while leaving the cum filled condom in said girls ass.

Ryan Seacrest - So I was fucking Bea Arthur the other day....

Joel McHale - And? Wait, WHAT?!

Ryan - anyways, I had just visited Taiwan and I wanted to try something new cause she has seen it all you know?

Joel - Jesus man! Tell me you didn't......

Ryan - YOU KNOW IT! BOHEMIAN CROCKPOT MUTHAFUCKA!

Joel - (vomiting)

by Nubbins December 16, 2009

Bofem

Abbreviation for “Both of them”.

Keisha: You want the left titty or the right titty?
Her BF Demarcus: I want Bofem!

by FlavaGawd November 23, 2017

Bohemian Butt Muffin

When one attatches a bungie cord to his penis and jumps off a bridge while eating a blueberry muffin out of a gay jamican midjet's ass.

Josh- Hey man, how ya holding up?
Andy- Not bad dude, still recovering from last weeks bohemian butt muffin
Josh- Yeah brosive, that was pretty fucking tight! You still got some crumbs up your nose?
Andy- Of course you fucking idiot, it feels like fucking nose cum!

by ARBurgess January 14, 2013

botom

ultimate ruler of the universe.

botom can squash u like a pea.

by botom August 2, 2004

bohemian

Bohemians live in alternative spaces, these are places that are not normally considered suitable for living in. They don't make wealth their priority. Money is only a means of survival, so they can live for their arts/craft/music/literature...etc

Miranda and Ivan live in an old abandoned cynagogue, where they paint all day long. Sometimes they sell their art so they can afford to eat.

by so sonic you could call it youth August 4, 2005

Bateman

While doing her doggy you find a mirror in the room in which you can see yourself. Put a nasty porn look on youre face and flex youre muscles, just before you smack her ass to make her feel more like a cheap whore:)

Man just before I gave her the amazing double cum i pulled a bateman on her.. beyond her embarresment, i could see she loved it.

by Geej May 17, 2005

bohemian nut gallery

An artisitic presentation wherein passersby showcase their testicles against the outside of a framed exterior window pane for patrons dining in an exquisite restaurant to view, leaving an opaque film, similar to a fingerprint, for all to see.

(culprits) "Hey, let's go leave a bohemian nut gallery for the rich a**holes in that restaurant we got kicked out of last week."

(rich a**hole) "Honey! What is that smudge on the window?"
"Mother of God... that's a bohemian nut gallery!"

by snug harbor 407 December 4, 2009