Doing a Boris

Keeping your head down on sick leave when there is a real shit storm at work.
Just when it’s hitting the fan Tom’s keeping away on a sickie, I recon he is doing a Boris.
by Euro Phil April 21, 2020
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Doing a Boris

They doing a Boris selling meth to school kids .
by Holmeless December 08, 2021
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Go Boris

"Go Boris" is an expression similar in form to "Let's go Nandos" & "You going college?", popular with many teenagers and roadmen today. When you "Go Boris", you head to the toilet to void your bowels of greasy & malodorous sewage. See also "Free Tommy" for when you go for a very smelly dump that leaves the cubicle uninhabitable for a good half hour.
"Give me five minutes, mate: I've got to Go Boris first."
"I'm feeling well dodgy and there's a churning in my guts. I really need to Go Boris or I'll pebbledash my boxers."
by Rusty Chuffhunter November 15, 2019
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boris bridge

The area between the anus and the scrotum or vulva.
Nigel like the feeling of the razor sharp cycle seat in his Boris Bridge as he rode over the cobbles
by Nigel Fuhrage January 19, 2018
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boris-sexual

A person who is attracted to Boris Pavlikovsky of The Goldfinch movie.
X: omg i love Boris sm
X: really ??!
X: YES!! Im Boris-sexual ;)
by Boris’s gf July 10, 2021
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Boris Johnson

meaning or hinting toward being exempt from rules, common courtesy, or such person's own laws that they put in place themselves
I probably shouldn't take aa suitcase full of booze into work tomorrow, but Boris Johnson did it, so clearly it's ok!
by jpdfive June 14, 2022
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Boris Johnson

Full name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

An absolute idiot who’s slightly better than Donald Trump. He can’t follow his own rules however and was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from 2019 to 2022 when everyone in his cabinet resigned for allowing sexual assaulter Chris Pincher into his Cabinet
Teacher: Is using their phone in class
Student: You Boris Johnson!
by CatRyBou August 20, 2023
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