Bork

That moron in your building who angrily bangs on the wall/ceiling all the time even though neither you nor anyone in your apartment is making any substantial noise. They’ll bang if you have the tv on at *any* volume, if your phone rings, or even if you sneeze or cough.

Normal people will only bang on the wall when there’s a legit disturbance. Borks just bang because of the power they feel it gives them.

Borks are typically friendless and very insecure people who feel that banging on someone else’s wall is the only way they can feel they have power over anything in their lame lives.

The word is a condensed form of “banging dork”
"Damn, that bork downstairs was banging on the ceiling yesterday when I just walked into the kitchen to get a Pepsi- at 3pm. WTF is wrong with them?"

"Really, by banging on the wall when there’s really no noise, *they* are really the ones disturbing *you*, but borks are way too ignorant to notice this."
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Bork is a common word used communication by Boyos, like a word for “hi”, “how are you doing”, or “bye”.
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A type of truck that will forever reign in the hall of fame of vehicles.
You see that Bork truck over there? That things fuckin sick
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A sound a doggo makes.
E.g. doggo "Bork!"
Human "Yeah, yeah I know"

even though they really don't
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Bork is made of the word "Bark". It could mean anything you want really, for example.
John: Bro I borking borked that bitch-ass last night.

Toby: Wow man, that's really borking cool. Bork off!
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A fat ginger man also known as SIMP Mark
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Used to replace any person, place, or thing in a sentence.
“Hey man, can you show me your bork real quick?”

“Every time I see you, you’re borking all over the place.”

“Do you have a New Year’s Borkalution this bork?”
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