Lonk Bonk

The sexiest and funniest person in all of the land. Lonk specialises in Mario Kart, and other popular franchises.

“Lonk Bonk is so hot!”

“Lonk Bonk is super hilarious and cool.”

by Lonk Bonk April 18, 2022

Bonk Sockets

A phrase to describe the action performed while having sex, a goofy way to describe the literal mashing of the genitals. Traditionally just used as another word for sex.

Rory: "Tyler, did you and Emily finally bonk sockets last night?"
Tyler: "Sure did!"
Rory: "Good for you, you dirty old socket bonker!"
David: "I haven't bonked sockets in forever..."

by Volcanoe Throat August 10, 2016

Bonking Screens

This dumb little nigga added some gay definition which included tv heads (which is the most retarded thing on the internet) and we don't want this in here. No one asked for it.

Fan girl: "Did you see Burnt Lime add a definition to Urban Dictionary? It's called Bonking Screens. XD"
Normal person: "Yeah it's really fuckin gay."

by birdertweet September 27, 2017

binkle bonk

A stern and deliberate thump to one's forehead caused by another person or inanimate object

It was dark in the room and I walked into a wall and binkle bonked my head.

by Geppeto Guiseppie February 14, 2009

David Bonk

A great musician from Germany (plays in a band "Panik"), who can play lots of instrument. He can play piano and electric guitar at the same time. He's also a music producer.

Moreover, he's quite good-looking, funny, and smart.

He's so David Bonk!

by Infernoing June 22, 2010

bonk

not worth the time; lame; boring and uneventful

I went to Chuck Norris party, but left because it was bonk.

by PBJT August 1, 2008

B-Bonk

Someone with no-life. A Bieber-fan.

Hey B-Bonk, how's the new Justin Bieber song?

by Sim the lim January 23, 2011