"i hope you enjoy your drink", usually said to someone about to drink anything; like "bon appetit", but for thirst
by thekvant June 17, 2023

Bon Jovi is the damn best band ever. It was named after the fromtman- Jon Bon Jovi and has some of the best music ever. It is not overrated, and has some great almums such as Slippery When Wet and Bad Medicine.
by BobRossRevived November 4, 2019

To be halfway to a destination.
Referring to lyrics of a Bon Jovi song, Livin' on a Prayer.
("We're halfway there, livin' on a prayer")
Referring to lyrics of a Bon Jovi song, Livin' on a Prayer.
("We're halfway there, livin' on a prayer")
Stan: How close to your goal are you?
Carly: I'm almost Bon Jovi.
Carly: How far have we walked?
Stan: We're Bon Jovi.
Carly: I'm almost Bon Jovi.
Carly: How far have we walked?
Stan: We're Bon Jovi.
by C. Ories November 1, 2006

by RedDragonRoar December 29, 2009

by Wiiill March 23, 2008

by WBM July 10, 2006

A kick-ass abbreviation for the words: "spontaneous boner". If you're a rocket scientist, this means that the penis will become erect for no apparent reason.
See Morning Wood or Afternoon Wood.
See Morning Wood or Afternoon Wood.
Jack to John: "I have a spon-bon..."
John: "You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. Once, I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."
Jack: "Shit! Don't have time!"
Hannah: "Jack, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
John: "You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. Once, I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."
Jack: "Shit! Don't have time!"
Hannah: "Jack, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
by JordanAnderson September 9, 2010
