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Bologna Hammock

Also known as meat curtains, the bologna hammock is the extra skin hanging out of a woman's vigina, looking like a hammock made of bologna.
Ex. Did you see the bologna hammock on Chub Rub? I would like to rest my tongue in that thing.
by Gary Ortego May 8, 2014
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Bologna Brothers

Two or more heterosexual males who have had genital to genital contact whilst partaking in a sexual activity involving at least one female. Contact may or may not be accidental.
Did you hear about Jacoby and Dustin? They convinced a fat chick to have a threesome and there dicks touched; they're bologna brothers now.
by DPree November 4, 2013
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Bologna balls

When he teabags you but his balls are so loose and saggy it feels like your face is being covered with a piece of bologna.
Last night Richard tried to spice up his sex life but instead of a teabag he gave Sandra bologna balls.
by Hero_ofthenight December 30, 2018
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bologna necktie

The act of choking your partner with your "Bologna" (Penis/Strap on)
Pedro: "Hey Jim what are you doing today"
Jim: "just going to go home and give Martha a nice bologna necktie"
by Paydrofell August 31, 2016
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Bologna Rings

The rings of sweat that form under someone's arms due to a stressful situation.
Did you see the bologna rings on that guy?
by Jacksonz04 August 4, 2012
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bologna gargling

Quit bologna gargling, someone will think you robbed a sperm bank.
by joeogio February 22, 2011
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BOLOGNA SLICKS

Slick ass Car tires or poorly maintained road rubber.
Guy says Ed dont you need some tires soon? Blaze cuts in and say yeah by god i told him hes ridin on daw damn Bologna slicks!!
by lewzurdaddy July 29, 2022
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