This is Bob.

A real loser, a laugh and a half, someone pretending to be a man.

Based upon a Spike TV advertisement for some stuff that no real man would want in his body.

This is Bob. Bob needs help. He isn't a real man, so he takes some medicine that will be a man for him.

This is Bob's wife. She just fell in love with the medicine and left Bob. See how happy she is.

by Fly On The Wall December 30, 2004

Bob

A name that people name imaginary people, or call themselves. They think it is the funniest thing ever, when it is actually just stupid. These people should not be encouraged. They should be stabbed in the eye instead.

Person 1 (giggly and laughy): Hey, my name is Bob.
Person 2: *sets Person 1 on fire*

by The Zookeeper August 28, 2005

Bob

<noun> British Slang;
Money, coinage, currency.

"Tommy made a few bob selling cut n shuts to some old lady."

by Stuart Fletcher January 13, 2005

Bob

A Middle Aged man who has been banned from every pub in Ireland ,lost his driving license, has a black adopted son and sleeps 80% of the day he is also known for his love for theft and seducing young men.

Chris:Yo did you see bob yesterday?
Daniel:Yeah he was waveeeddd he even stole a dildo from Argos

Chris:Fucksake I hope I don’t turn into a BOB in future

by Don dada February 9, 2019

Bobbed

Being brought up to a northern maine camp or shanty by a senior citizen who makes you his sex slave and or to be sodomized by his 12 inch black dildo

Bill- "I just got back from my fishing trip"
Me- "Good. How was it?"
Bill- "We didn't catch too much but at least I only got bobbed once"

by BOBbED August 15, 2011

Bobbed-it

The act of taking an object and swinnging at another object that is comming at you like your golfing.

A ball was rolling by a guy and he grabbed a stick and took a golf swing and Bobbed-it like a total dumbass.

by Roadhabib123 February 29, 2020

BOBs

A girl who is really friendly and professional, however, after a few drinks she becomes a black-out-bitch. B.O.B

I crushed a few bottles of wine with genene and haley, but after that they became a couple of BOBs

by pcrusher August 26, 2020