Blud Pressure

Street slang for 'peer pressure' which utilises a medical pun.

A: "Blud, you want some pills?"
B: "umm, not really sure boi"
A: "go on son, it's well safe"
B: "aight then blud, safe"

*shit man, i'm only doin this cos of Blud Pressure*

by fat brewer November 16, 2009

what is blud yapping over?

Used when uncertainty arises over a person’s meaning or object in mind with a statement

Friend 1 to Friend 2:Hey man did you see that new movie with the zombies and the pirates?
*Friend 2 and Friend 3 both look confused*
Friend 3: What is blud yapping over?

by _Garrett_Greek_ May 3, 2023

bluds

plural of blud, colloquial way of saying 'close friends

I'm wid ma bluds dude, whassup?

by SAll November 7, 2005

blud diamond

Slang for a diamond that is proper shit and not real in any way. Fake bling. More cubic zirconia than H Samuel's. Be a bonafide iced-out play for only £9.99! Keeping it real. Cheap.

Look at David Peckham over there. It's the end of the month. Tesco's has just paid him. So he's flashing his fivers. Buying bottles fizzy wine. And he's covered head to toe in blud diamonds.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 7, 2007

bludgie

A useless co-worker who is kept as a pet.

Barnaby is a nice guy but don't give him any work as he's a bludgie.

by Oscar Trite April 13, 2008

Bludfire

Bludfire is a discord server which acts like America of servers, a place built by the banned, for the banned.

Legends say it is impossible to get banned there.
"Diversity at its finest"

- Yo dude, I heard you've been recently banned! where are you planning to go now?
- Idk man, that Bludfire place sounds nifty

by fabbasov June 10, 2019

Blud

A slang term to address a male, similar to mate, most commonly used in the UK.

Blud thinks he’s on the team

by Hyperdrive282 April 26, 2023