Blow Job Fairy

A fairy that rewards good little girls and boys for being generous with the bj's.

Jill: What's this that just fell out of your boxers as I was pulling them down?
Jack: Why, it's 20 dollars!
Jill: Hooray! A present for me from the blow job fairy!

by KikiDee August 22, 2010

Nose blow job

The disgusting act of full on sucking on a nose like a popsicle during a make out session.

In the movie Abduction, Lily Collins gave Taylor Lautner a nose blow job during the make out scene on the train.

by Skylar.Spencer October 3, 2011

BK Blow Job

(n) the act of inserting one's penis into a Whopper and having his partner eat it

My girlfriend almost bit my dick off when she was giving me a BK Blow Job

by Barack Mah Cock August 20, 2010

BYU Blow Job

The act of a Brigham Young University Coed grabbing her boyfriend's or Date's genitalia with a relaxed grip and briefly licking the areas of his shaft in between her fingers with her tongue in a teasing manner but not placing any portion entirely in her mouth so as to act like she really isn't giving him head to avoid feeling guilt and/or church discipline.

Roommate: Hey Josh, how was your first date with Stephanie last night, are you two going to have to see the Bishop ha?

Josh: Bro! It was sweet bro! But Naw, Oral is Moral, plus she didn't 'technically' suck my D okay, she just gave me the good old BYU Blow Job so we're good bro!

by yobroseph July 7, 2010

Canadian Blow Job

When a man pours maple syrup all over another man's penis, dresses him in flannel, takes him to a Tim Horton's bathroom, and gives a blow job.

Marty: How are you feeling tonight Ed?
Ed: What are you talking aboot?
Marty: Nothing, but I would love a Canadian Blow Job right now.
Ed: Well, we are at Tim Horton's, so suck me off. Pour some maple syrup down my cock, eh?
Marty: Eh?
Ed: Eh!!

by Barney F. January 18, 2010

Double BLow Job

A blow job where the female sucks 2 dicks at a time.

Jim: Where were you last night?
Dick: I got wasted and let a girl give me and this random dude a double blow job.

by hlhkl March 17, 2012

Thunder Blow Job

The act of a man forcefully inserting his cock into a womans mouth. Usually coming from a top position, causing the woman to severely gag and choke, often leading to crying from the female from the ferocity of the oral assault.

The Thunder Blow Job the man recieved caused his girlfriend to cry and choke

by LoveYourSquirt January 20, 2009