blow-in

A blow-in occurs when someone is wiping their arse and accidently pokes their finger through the toilet paper and into their arse-hole.

There are three things one could do at a time like this.


(1) If you are straight and normal, you quickly remove your finger and wash it off, or

(2) if you are a demented pervert pull it out and lick it.

(3) Finally, if you are a faggot, you will continue to push it in and out.

see also, splash back
James contemplated suicide after having a blow-in.
by Capn. Jack July 18, 2005
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Blow

A word consisting of many different meanings but none as dirty as the one you are thinking of right now.
You don't need an example for the word blow you dirty bastard.
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by Prawnpringles October 16, 2014
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Blow

White people who think acting ghetto is being black are considerd Blow.

Cocaine is white and causes people to hallucinate. That definition superficial and shallow enough for you?
I was watching American Honey waiting to see some real niggas, but all I saw was a bunch of Blow.

White trash used to be proud of being white trash. Nowadays all you see in the trailer park is Blow.

There's going to be a shit load of Blow who read this Urban Dictionary definition of Blow and feel salty as fuck.
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH February 07, 2019
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no blow

When the act of sex is performed and the girl/guy never makes the guy achieve his climax.
Dude believe me you don't want her, she's a no blow!
by Definingchamp June 07, 2014
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blow away

Slang of multiple meanings. Used as either blown away, blew away or blow away

1. Someone to get shot and killed with a firearm

2.To get majorly surprised or astounded by something
To blow away.

1.The gang member stated that he was going to blow me away away the next time I entered his turf.

The man ran up on him and blew him away with his shotgun
He was innocently standing there and got blown away right at his doorstep

2.Wow you absolutely blew me away how smart you actually are.
I was blown away how high he could still jump considering how out of shape he's become.
by Old school bossman September 19, 2020
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Blow roadkill

Some people are so disgusting, that you suspect that they would sexually abuse dead animals.
He was so low down he would blow roadkill!
by I, Wreckerrr November 05, 2016
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Blow Massage

Giving a blowjob and a massage at the same time. Blassage for short.
George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE
by Mr BigG April 07, 2015
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