jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.

John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.

by JohnBohnny December 23, 2010

Shrimp blizzard

hitting a girl in the face with your balls then blowing your load on her cheech

Yo, the girl went down on me, but didn't finish so a gave her a shrimp blizzard!

by Hank's Wife July 24, 2008

Siberian Blizzard

Fucking a girl while standing and spinning in circles, then when you're close to finishing, throw the girl into the air, and jizz all over her before she hits the ground.

UH, UH, SIBERIAN... Blizzaaaaaaaaard.......

I gave Sandy a Siberian Blizzard last night.
Really?
Yea, dude, she's in the hospital.

by ninjakingcola September 2, 2010

blizzard belly

A belly that develops from drinking and being snowed in for weeks.

Man, I need to get my ass to the gym.. this blizzard belly has got to go!

by dungpow February 16, 2010

The Italian Blizzard

The act of taking an eggbeater, filling the inside of it with ice, inserting it into your own anus, and turning it on. The superstitious say that this increases the chance of snow by 69%

Did you hear what julian did last night? He tried to get us a snow day by doing "The Italian Blizzard"

by cuntpunter42069 January 13, 2015

dragon blizzard

When you push your diarrea in reverse, vomit, then put it on the titties of an orphan,

I dragon blizzard that bitch last night.

by Kaitie the Fag September 27, 2013

Chocolate Blizzard

When you cum in a girl's ass, she then sticks her ass in your face and blows the cum and shit all over you.

Man, I was fucking Becky in the ass last night and that bitch gave me a chocolate blizzard! Then I donkey punched her to show her who's boss.

by Stokeanator April 22, 2011