Billiesexual

The term used for anyone who loves the singer/guitarist Billie Joe Armstrong. Billiesexual should not be described as any old word to just throw around like a rag doll, but rather embrace it, Ya know, say it like you tell a sexy beast that, Ya know, you want to fuck them. Billiesexual. Say it nice and slow, let it roll off your tounge like Ya know bille rolls off a hill and into your sheets. Billiesexual. What would Billie do? (Term Created by an ifunny user known as St_Gloria) spread the word. -Billiesexual

Boy- what is Billiesexual?
Girl- oh just Ya know.. *explains everything*
Boy- omg.. *becomes an instant fanboy*

by Mysterious Girl March 24, 2015

brown balling

verb

After defecating, the act of wiping your bottom with toilet paper from back to front, so as to push the remains towards your scrotum.

Girl: I would have given him a BJ but he'd totally been brown balling.

by Mikeyman58547 October 18, 2008

ballistic

The term to "go ballistic" probably originates from guided missiles. A guided missle that loses it's lock will go ballistic, that is to say it becomes an unguided missile, likely to cause damage wherever it lands. Hence the use of ballistic to describe someone who has lost control and flown in a rage.

"You must keep the target inside the HUD or the missile will lose lock and go ballistic."

"If my mum finds my stash of porn she is gonna go ballistic."

by monster-munch January 7, 2008

ballin in the mix

to be the bombest chillest in the crowd. not caring just straight chilling

joe: dawg what you doing tonight?
Leah: I'm just ballin in the mix yaddig?
jooe: forreaaal.

by asdfghjklqwertyuiopdfgjdtyjyjdstujhysyjuhjyts October 29, 2007

Billie Irish

This is a Steven Universe style fusion of Billie Eilish and Jacksepticeye who is Irish(hence Billie Irish) that seemingly spawned from a member of Jacks fan base.

Gabe: hey, have you seen Billie Irish?
Bob: yup.

by NightmareSnas January 5, 2020

billie lourd

billie lourd is the best human being to ever exist and she absolutely CARRIED scream queens.

someone: i hate billie lourd

me: 🔪🔪

by billielourdshoe May 30, 2021

Ten Billion Humand Second Century

A unit describing how improbable a thing is, defined by Matt Parker. If a ten billion humans would do something every second, none stop for a century, it will happen 3.15×10^19. Based on that, you can be sure that if the probability of something is worse than a Ten Billion Humand Second Century, its not gonna happen.

"If i keep trying, i can eventually get a hollow knight speed run where every enemy give me essence, right?"
"Thats can't happen is Ten Billion Humand Second Century, thats not gonna happen. Unless you gonna use a mod to get some dream luck..."

by MazerT November 6, 2021