Seggs Benedict

Basically an eggs benedict but instead of hollandaise sauce, its cum.

We only have 2 eggs for poaching, guess we'll have to have seggs benedict instead, Horatio

by kittbitch March 22, 2023

Eggs Benedict

Synonymous with blowjob, as a rare plasure in life

Blowjobs are like eggs benedict, I haven't had either since I have been married

by Conefree December 28, 2024

Dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine

This is a person who is highly intelligent and interested in a certain subject but acts like the subject is unbearable and not worth their time.

That dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine, If he keeps that up he might be kicked out of the club!

by sorry I didn't get April 20, 2022

Benedict

He's a nice guy. He can be quite when you meet him but once you get to know him he is the loudest person you known

A Benedict all together is a great guy

by Harry is a bit weird September 24, 2020

Benedict cumberbald

A Benedict cumberbald is where during intercourse you shave your partners head and rub horse semen on their head while simultaneously putting a lava lamp all the way up your rectum

Me and Larry had a Benedict cumberbald last week, it felt great.

by Benedict cumberbald May 29, 2023

Eggs Benedict Arnold

Eggs Benedict are prepared in the usual fashion, but the hollandaise has the addition of male ejaculate.

Hey Jimmy, how are you liking those Eggs Benedict Arnold?

by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023

Benedict wel

Mercatoribus. Ben is in love with any guy but especially the people called Ricky. Ben has such a miniature dick and masturbates on the weekends

Benedict wel: daddy chilllll

by Ozzyyyyyyy June 9, 2021