Battleship mouth;rowboat ass

All talk; no follow-through

Dude, that web designer you sent me, a bad case of battleship mouth;rowboat ass. After we contracted, he never even called me back.

by Jeremy Sherman June 10, 2008

tig-o-bitties

when a girls tits can reach a wall before her nose does.

Damn!!! That girl got some tig-o-bitties!!!

by Akex & marksmen May 9, 2008

tig ol bitties

the biggest softest juciest most veloptious titties yew will ever see or suck on. most popular type of breasts

O MY FUCK. LUK AT DEM TIG OL BITTIES ON DYNESHA. I COULD BITE DA FUCK OUTTA OUTTA DEM!

by monaefly 95 March 6, 2010

fake ol' bitties

Someone who looks like they have massive amazing boobs but it turns out she just stuffs

Guy 1: Dude, that chicks got serious tig ol' bitties!!!

Guy 2: Naw man, they're fake ol' bitties.

by wesanator June 16, 2011

Battlestar Galactica

The best fraking show ever! About a group of humans who have fled their home worlds due to destruction from group of sentient robots( aka Cylons) they then engage in a search for a new plant (Earth) then, temporarily forget about the planet due to the discovery of Cylons living within the fleet, and eventually end the story by finding out interesting things about some main character's species. Throughout the coarse of the show there is a lot of chaos, killing off main characters, sex, running out of supplies and Bob Dylan songs. Much better than it sounds.... However, the ending is highly disappointing, so after season 2.5, just stop watching and make up your own ending. The show has a prestory that is now airing on syfy called Caprica.

Sara: Hey, did you watch BSG like I told you to?
Jess: Yeah...
Sara:Didn't you frakn' LOVE IT?
Jess: Um...
Sara: Oh... Next time watch the 2003 remake.
The original Battlestar Galactica is NOT what I'm talking about, people!

by Seelix June 10, 2010

tig bitties

When your walking in a public place with your friends and you see a girl with nice full bodacious breasts. You wanna say something to your friends without alerting the big boobed girl, so you say "Damnnn looked at them tig bitties"

sexy big breasted female walks in the room

you:"jesus that girls got some tig bitties"

girl: what did you just sayy??

you: tig bitties, its a compliment trust me.

by LBD21 April 29, 2010

Battleship

It's what I just sank.

I just sank your battleship.

by Hijikata August 29, 2014