by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan February 23, 2023
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He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.
Human 1: "Hey did you see John Basedow in that lady's fridge?"
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."
Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."
Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."
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A: You don't look very baked?
B: I'm Stealth Baked
A: What's that?
B: I'm ripped out of mind, but I am not showing signs of it.
B: I'm Stealth Baked
A: What's that?
B: I'm ripped out of mind, but I am not showing signs of it.
by NeoLobster August 22, 2010
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"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."
"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."
by benny the baker April 2, 2009
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1. I am going to the basketball field to dribble my ball.
2. Those tall people are always on the basketball field.
2. Those tall people are always on the basketball field.
by Baseketball July 7, 2010
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by Based Lifter!!! April 22, 2021
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stoner 2: bro, you have no idea.. i been pheta-baked way too long i'm floatin' in and outta consciousness.
stoner 2: bro, you have no idea.. i been pheta-baked way too long i'm floatin' in and outta consciousness.
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