value-balling

When an individual seeks to find value in every purchase he or she makes, he or she is value-balling

Le Snaks were on sale - $2 for a 6 pack, so I bought eight of them. Value-BALLING!

by QBGuy May 27, 2015

bro balling

The act of air humping in a male friends personal space to make him freak out. Usually done by two or more guys.

Dude, Ryan deserves a good Bro Balling.

by Yahn Upsydurhead January 1, 2016

Third balling

When a guy wipes back to front by accident and gets a turd stuck to his balls

Turk: I was wondering what that smell was for hours, found out I was third balling

by Dontneednone January 24, 2017

skee balling

When some one cums in their own mouth, then spits it into a cup and try’s again

I was skee balling so hard last night I still have the taste in my mouth!

by BobOctorok December 1, 2017

Caden Ballinger

also known as Loren that’s what he used to be called and still is sometimes but he doesn’t like it because people used to make fun of it but he doesn’t know it’s a great name . He has curly brown hair which is adorable he mainly where’s a hat which is hot af, his freckles are sooo cute, he has great eyes that when you make eye contact you don’t wanna look away, lastly he has a perfect smile it is so dang cute you all wanna get anything to make him smile because it’s the best thing in the world. Oh and what’s crazy is that’s not the best part of course it’s his personality he is so kinda hearted and such a loving person you will wonder where he has been your whole life. He has had lots of hard times in life, but he’s found a way to his true self
that makes everyone wanna be around him constantly and love him for who he is because he is basically perfect and that is no lie. He’s a great friend who’s very trustworthy and he makes a good boyfriend and that’s a fact because he knows how to treats girls and how to make them the happiest. He’s crazy and silly but that’s what makes him who he is. Most people won’t mess with him because he’s a bad ass and most are scared of him. He gives literally the best advise anyone could ask for because dang is he a smart guy. He knows how to make anyone happy instantly, he is sooo sweet it’s crazy. Just saying you wanna know him and be in his life because it’s damn sure worth it.

person one: do you know that Caden Ballinger?

person two: yes who doesn’t, but I wouldn’t mess when them he’s a bad ass. #i wanna be like him

by baby😘❤️ June 13, 2018

Crystal Balling

When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.

P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."

by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 9, 2021

The Ballinger Effect

When one learns of another person or thing only after finding out that person or thing was involved with something bad, or some faced consequences for wrongdoing.

“I didn’t know who Colleen Ballinger was until I saw her in the news because she did some crappy things.”

“I didn’t know who Logan Paul was until I heard he made a video making fun of a dead body in the Japanese suicide forest. Total Ballinger- Effect.”

“You didn’t know who that was until they got in trouble. That’s The Ballinger Effect for you.”

by Kitty V July 8, 2023