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moon balloons

a woman's breasts. this term was used by Adam Sandler in the film "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry".
"look at that girl's big old moon balloons".
by mrs. stiteler October 27, 2008
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Bad Balloon

A sex-practice involving one party blowing into the opening of the penis (as with inflating a balloon) until the scrotum begins to inflate. It is then held there until climax is reached, at which time, the party releases the hold, & the air.

*WARNING: Do NOT try this!
Wow, she gave me one nasty Bad Balloon; my balls nearly exploded!
by The Creep1 November 21, 2010
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ghetto balloon

A plastic grocery bag that has been caught up in the wind and seems to float away. Also "Chinese ghetto balloon" are the pink variety.
by Mike Lowe July 11, 2003
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balloon knot

character on Bubba the Love Sponge show, on Sirius Satellite Radio
"Balloon Knot... I love you in a non-faggot way."
by heynow22 May 6, 2006
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balloon dick

When a male pinches the end of his foreskin whilst urinating to inflate his penis
"Declan did a balloon dick in my bathroom and got piss everywhere"

Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"
by Bloon Dick February 10, 2015
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balloon room

A place where one gets high
whoa, your eyes are really red... did you just come from the balloon room or what?
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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Jizz-Balloon

Like a water balloon, but instead of a balloon filled with water, it's filled with semen, possibly inside a condom instead of a balloon.
Bro! Me and my girlfriend after sex last night had a Jizz-Balloon fight! It was nuts!
by Jusquisha May 30, 2016
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