moon balloons

a woman's breasts. this term was used by Adam Sandler in the film "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry".

"look at that girl's big old moon balloons".

by mrs. stiteler October 27, 2008

Bad Balloon

A sex-practice involving one party blowing into the opening of the penis (as with inflating a balloon) until the scrotum begins to inflate. It is then held there until climax is reached, at which time, the party releases the hold, & the air.

*WARNING: Do NOT try this!

Wow, she gave me one nasty Bad Balloon; my balls nearly exploded!

by The Creep1 November 21, 2010

ghetto balloon

A plastic grocery bag that has been caught up in the wind and seems to float away. Also "Chinese ghetto balloon" are the pink variety.

by Mike Lowe July 11, 2003

balloon knot

character on Bubba the Love Sponge show, on Sirius Satellite Radio

"Balloon Knot... I love you in a non-faggot way."

by heynow22 May 6, 2006

balloon dick

When a male pinches the end of his foreskin whilst urinating to inflate his penis

"Declan did a balloon dick in my bathroom and got piss everywhere"

Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"

by Bloon Dick February 10, 2015

Balloon Of Wisdom

It doesen't answer questions, it just KNOWS things. Has visions in the canteen at lunchtime so teachers think she is having an epileptic fit.

Candy Necklace of Wrath: What's Michelle doing?

Glowystick of Friggin Peace: That's not Michelle, its the Balloon of Wisdom! And she's having a vision!

Candy Necklace of Wrath: Oh, ok.

by chestnutsumo85 February 25, 2009

Blew Balloon

A blew ballon happens when someone misunderstands that a "blow-job" is a figurative use of speech and actually blows into the penis which causes the scrotum to inflate like a large balloon and to turn dark blue.

Dude, did you hear about George? Kate was giving him head and misunderstood what a blow job was. She blew into his penis like she was blowing up an innertube and caused his ballsack to inflate like a beachball, giving him a blew balloon. He has been in the hospital for three days but the doctors are not hopeful that his scrot will ever return to normal size and are advising against his ever being able to windsurf again.

by DeePeaPlez January 18, 2021