dirty banjo

Another term for a woman's naughty bits.

When she whipped down that g-string and showed me her dirty banjo, I forgot what I was talking about.

by doox January 2, 2007

banjo

an instrument with steel strings which can also be used to castrate or strangle wannabe ganstah homo thug cocksuckers.

I took the string off my banjo to cut the little nuts off of that crack head 50 cent.

by Publicenemytribe January 16, 2004

Banjo Pickle

Having booked a gig playing the banjo without actually knowing how to play the instrument.

Ah man I just booked a gig on the banjo, but I really don't know how to play it. I am in a real Banjo Pickle

by Jahedg August 2, 2011

banjostring

The thread that joins a males testes with his penis, clearly visible as an apparent line running down both the shaft of a mans penis and his testes.

"Oh My god, last night when i was fucking my girlfriend my banjostring snapped and it bled for hours".

by TimmyVerbs September 9, 2005

one string banjo

organ with a single banjo string, ie the penis

Kyle: What were you up to last night?
James: I was playing my guitar
Kyle: Yeah? are you sure it wasn't the one string banjo, u tosser

by spankypants52 May 4, 2009

Banjo Player

Noun.

1. The ultimate offensive towards redneck/ignorant racists. Contrary to past belief, of Cracker and Honkie being the most "offensive" words towards white people, the term "Banjo Player" implies being a redneck with all of it's common stereotypes, including smoking a corn cob pipe, being uneducated, having bad teeth, commiting incest of no particular form, living in a hillbilly lifestyle, belonging to a racist organization, and of course playing a banjo.
2. One who plays a banjo.

1.

Red: Hey 'der nigger boy, why don you go back to Africa with your friends!

Zach: *in sing-song faux redneck accent* My name is Red, and I'm a banjo player and I like to have sex with my twin sister -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding- I drink moonshine, and I'd eat it with steak, but I'm too poor and I have 3 teeth -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding-

Red: I reckon he's right! *cries and runs away*

2.

Banjo player wanted for hoedown at the County Fair 04/23/11. Call Jack at 883-555-9326

by Jersey Jones December 2, 2010

Bring out the banjo

Having an Ice Pipe (Methamphetamine)
Derrived From Banjo Patterson an Australian Bush Poet who wrote "The Man From Snowy River" Snow Being the metaphor for ICE

Mate we were fully fucked already off two flips, then terry had to bring out the Banjo.

Or So are we getting a visit from Banjo Patterson tonight?

by Jack23 May 3, 2006