Baguette

A white straight male

That guy was such a baguette

by Deadly-kitty August 1, 2019

Baguette boy

A French man

Hey Tom's from France. Oh he's a baguette boy

by Fatpandabear December 18, 2023

i am too baguette for this

when your french amigo is incapable of understanding what is going on/being said

oh i went up the apple and pears

i dont know what that means, i am too baguette for this

by bobconcarni November 3, 2023

Baguette

romanian guy who wastes money on small streamers...
states that "nike pros make him hard"

P1: "GUYS BAGUETTE DONATED ME $1.04
P2: "WOW THATS SO COOL"
P1: "HE'S ASKING FOR NIKE PRO PICS 0-0
P2: "SEND IT TO HIM

by SubSync May 24, 2022

Death Baguette

A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.

Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.

by Thoringerveer February 2, 2022

Baguette

It is franch breed from the country Paris

Mmmm Baguette

by Dominic bad guy November 1, 2020

Baguette fight

You and your friend fill 2 condoms with your own poop, until they become really hard and stiff. Then you start having a sword fight with them. Whose condom breaks first and lets out the contents loses and shall be ashamed.

Adam and Tommy had a baguette fight yesterday. It was funny and messy at the same time.

by Csokiskuki March 6, 2020