assclown

Someone who blames George Bush for everything, including a hurricane in New Orleans.

Assclown #1: That idiot Bush and his big oil people caused the hurricane in New Orleans.
Assclown #2: Yeah, I heard there were black helicoptors in the area just before the levy broke.

by EyeHeartA2 January 13, 2008

assclown college

A sorry ass excuse for a junior college that is AKA Austin Community College. ACC is composed of losers who could not get into UT. Most of them live in apartments with friends from high school, and love to tell lies, but call them "funny little jokes."

Kara: "I go to ACC."
Me: "You mean Assclown College?"
Kara: "You're crazy!"

by ijustwannakissyou November 10, 2008

Assplosion

An explosive bowel movement, typically one that requires a shower immediately after.

Man, that 7 layer taco dip was spicy last night, there must have been hot peppers in there. I just might have an assplosion right about now!!

by Jenzci July 20, 2011

assplosion

When you fart so hard your arse hurts and you get a headache and shit your dacks and basically make everything around you smell like crap!

Used in a sentence

Oh my god you had to have a assplosion all over the floor didnt you

by Anthony February 3, 2004

Assclown

A person who intentionally makes themselves appear to look as though they were fun people by doing dumb and exciting, but in reality have low intelligence and no friends.

Zach Richer is such a fucking assclown.

by King Crab. March 17, 2011

Assclown

its the name who Cena calls everybody on his youtube video.

Cena: you little hippie assclowns

by One little hellian February 23, 2017

assclown

bitch, it’s a word. deal with it

when your assclown twin brother takes your phone when it’s charging

"i left it in there charging assclown"

by iamjustarandomperson October 19, 2017