Assies

Somebody who plays and talks about their ass in public (mainly with friends)

Seeing whos ass is bigger, spanking

by SLee February 19, 2005

asslee

Ashlee May Newhouse!!

That asslee is wack!!

by awesome!! March 28, 2009

assicle

semi-digested food that hardens and sticks to your asshole

i was fucking some girl doggy-style in the pussy and she had a huge assicle

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

Assident

The act of sharting aka shitting in your pants when farting

Dan - "oh damn I just sharted"
Bill - "I know..I could smell that assident from across the room!"

by sbjess December 5, 2012

assicles

the icy cling-on stuff that hangs off the panties of a long-haired dog in snowy cold weather

whoah, look at the assicle buildup on that collie!

by stoney February 5, 2004

Assple

An apple (of any color) whose shape resembles that of buttocks -- an apple that looks like an ass.

Assple For lunch I have a burrito and an Assple, although assples are better put on display in a museum than eaten. Their ass-ness quality is too good to not share with the rest of the world.

by Patrick Casanova January 8, 2009

assler

someone who is named skylar, and is also a huge ass.

alex: hey, that guy skylar is an ass.

britt: ya, his nickname is assler!

by brittbsit08 July 27, 2009