Backwards Appalachian Snow Plow

when a girl is on top of a guy engaging in sex, on a preferably slick surface, while thrusting she forces the bodies to move backwards down the surface.

DUDE! Last night my girlfriend scooted me across the basketball court Backwards Appalachian Snow Plow style.

by Thomas and Hannah February 7, 2008

hike the Appalachian trail

What you say you did when you come back from being missing for several days in order to hide what you were really doing.

"Jim, why haven't you been at work the past 3 days?" "Oh, I thought I'd... uh... hike the Appalachian trail!"

"Bob, why did you come home late last night?" "Oh I thought I'd hike the Appalachian trail on the way home!"

by SonOfALink June 24, 2009

Goat Peeling Apparatus©

The well honed instrument of the Goat Peelers. Resembles somewhat in shape a rotisserie barbecue spit with a large, razor-sharp blade attached. The Goat Peeler, applying acute precision and craftsmanship, aligns the blade according to the Goat's size, shape and coarseness of fur; in an equally timely manner counter-clockwise rotates the handle of the spit to which the Goat is attached, running the blade across the surface of the doomed Goat...executing in extreme prejudice, with the goal of removing the skin, fur and gristle from his subject without causing the Goat to expire during the process.

Jebediah: "Jared, have you sharpened your Goat Peeling Apparatus© for the upcoming competition?"

Jared: "Yeah, but I was so drunk off my white Irish ass when I did it that I'd better go over it again. Thanks for reminding me."

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

appaza

Really annoying abbreviation of the word apparently, often in magazines read by the yoof of today.

"He's scared of dogs, appaza."

by HFB September 7, 2007

appalachian ambush

when a man is having sex with a woman from behind and before he cums he pulls out his dick from her pussy and drops spit on her ass crack at the same time to make her think he is done then when she turns around to finish him off he blasts her in the face with his jizz

ass pussy cum jizz sex appalachian ambush

by papajapeto September 11, 2010

Sexual apparatus

Possably the most polite and sexually neutral way to call genitalia.

I want to touch your sexual apparatus.

by Kokuraz September 26, 2005

appalachian throw pillow

The act of fucking ones girlfiend, or wife in the ass, then wiping your dick on his pillow before he comes home, and without him knowing. Usually done to someone for revenge, or out of spite.

My boss is such a dick, i'm giving him an appalachian throw pillow for christmas!!

by welderdoug February 28, 2010